1.
A dying man gathered his lawyer, doctor and clergyman at his bed side and handed each of them an envelope containing $25,000 in cash. He made them each promise that after his death and during his repose, they would place the three envelopes in his coffin. He told them that he wanted to have enough money to enjoy the next life. A week later the man died. At the Wake, the Doctor lay $5000 in concealed envelope in the coffin and Clergyman lay $7000 in the coffin, while the lawyer layed a cheque for $50000.
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2.
A man came in to give his application to the manager. But the manager asked, “Why is there a four-year gap in your application?”
And the man responded, “Yail.”
The manager hired him and the guy said, “Thanks. I needed a yob.”
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3.
I Sent My Kid George Alone To His School Office Counter For His Newspaper Subscription.
George : I Need Subscription For Newspaper
Office Staff : Hindu ?
George : No, Christian.
(‘Hindu’ is an Indian Daily)
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4.
While few friends were camping in the forest, a cheetah unexpectedly started chasing their jeep, there were roads left and right, ahead of them, How will they escape from this cheetah?
- he turned on the left indicator and went right.
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